Category: Definitely will not work
Our opinion: Not recommended
Thrusting is NEVER an appropriate strategy to impress girls. Not ever.
We urge you to avoid the temptation to do so at all costs.
You might argue that a thrusting action is necessary to accompany any recitation of the hilarious quote from The Simpsons: "Duffman is thrusting in the direction of the problem."
Our rebuttal would be that the quote is funny enough to stand alone and accompanying it with the action would in no way enhance the humour of the situation. (Also, if you are trying to impress girls, relying on quotes to be funny is an indication you're in trouble.)
I would like to reiterate Tom's point, in that most girls also only have a vague knowledge of the simpsons, and will most likely not know the hillarious quote in question. Therefore accompanied by the thrusting motion, will certainly give them reason to hastily leave, or at worst, file a sexual harrassment suit :)
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